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Jim Rawson Fan!
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Flash - Jim Goes Modern
Jim's brief flirtation with
postmodernism came to an end on Sunday when a candle almost caught his
house on fire. Jim said another contributing factor in his return to modernism
is that if he didn't, he would be encouraging his pastor to make even
less sense in his sermons. "The Leafs provide me with all the sense
of mystery I need," Jim said.
You won't find it anywhere
else - new and Amazing Jim-Gear
including Jim Christmas stockings, ornaments, teddy bears, tank tops,
boxer shorts, beer steins, tote bags, and more. We've even rolled back
the prices. Take that Wal Mart! Get your Jim-Gear
now!
why we love jim
House builder...marathon
runner...computer programmer...coffee maker...friend. Jim Rawson has meant
so much to all of us, in many different ways.
Here's an example of the sort
of tribute to Jim we've come to expect:
I was surfing the net, and
I came across the the name to go with the face etched into my mind since
1994...
It was a cool October Day
in Port Credit, and I set out for school on my bike, like I always did.
As I rode I caught a glimpse of something just outside my line of sight;
something terrifying.
It was the "Shawnmarr
Posse". Street toughs hardened by years in suberbia roamed my neighborhood,
preying on kids, adults, small dogs, and slow squirrels. That morning
they were after me. Needless to say, I peddled like never before, but
thier scooters were supercharged, and they overtook me quickly. They
pulled me from my bike, and surrounded me in the park... I braced myself
for the impending pantsing, as the Shawnmarr boys closed ranks around
me. Then they stopped, raised their heads to the strange sound of Rich
Mullins music drawing closer. The sound of my salvation.
Like a flash of lightning
he appeared. A blur of 'Wind River' blue and blonde hair. A pillar of
a man standing between me and my oppressors. They looked at him, then
down at me, and continued to advance, all 17 of them. They threw themselves
at him, bats, knives, cudgels, throw rugs....everything they had. He
threw his head back and laughed a deep throaty laugh. His large wet
shirt had absorbed all the punishment, and now it was his turn. Large
knuckles and empty Diet Coke bottles taught the Shawnmarr Posse a lesson
that day....
As for the mystery man, the
glistening demi-god, he asked for no thanks. All he said as he wedged
himself back into his Honda hatchback was "Hang in there, bud".
And then he was gone.
Submitted anonymously.
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